Custom pet trading cards
Turn your pet into a tiny legend.
Upload a favorite photo, answer three personality questions, and get a hilarious collectible card packed with suspiciously accurate stats.
Digital cards from $9 · Printed packs from $29
The Bark Battle promise
Made by hand. Kept delightfully weird.
3 answers
That is all we need to capture their chaos.
Original stats
No generic template copy or invented reviews.
From camera roll to contender
Their personality, scored and battle-ready.
Every card is built around the quirks you know best—from elite snack detection to highly selective obedience.
- 01
Upload their best angle
Choose one clear dog or cat photo worthy of the arena. Regal, chaotic, or deeply unflattering all work.
- 02
Tell us three truths
Answer quick personality prompts so the stats and special abilities feel unmistakably theirs.
Cuteness: 99Obedience: 4Snack Detection: 100 - 03
Share it or start a battle
Download the reveal, post your challenger, and invite a friend to make the only opponent ridiculous enough to compete.
Choose your fighter format
Digital flex or physical pack.
Grab a share-ready card for the group chat, or turn the joke into a gift they can unwrap and keep.
Browse card optionsDigital card
$9
A polished, shareable design ready for reveals, posts, and challenges.
Printed pack
$29
A tangible collectible pack made for desks, gifts, and family bragging rights.
A worthy opponent awaits
My dog could beat your dog at absolutely nothing.
Prove it anyway. Turn the pet in your camera roll into a collectible worth sharing.
Create their card